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abu5alaf91:

God’s creativity

There is no god.

abu5alaf91:

God’s creativity

There is no god.

neilpatrickheaven:

karkatophile:

neilpatrickheaven:

needed: universal gesture for “i was joking calm down”

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thank u drake

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

say-ton:
how could u not reblog this
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

say-ton:

how could u not reblog this

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

Things I Never Learned In High School
  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
  • How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

instabaked:

Half pound nugget

instabaked:

Half pound nugget

no-notthemindprobe:

And the winner of best mug goes to.. 

no-notthemindprobe:

And the winner of best mug goes to.. 


Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter filming ‘Sweeney Todd’  2007.

Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter filming ‘Sweeney Todd’  2007.

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

nothing-to-believe-in:

best scene ever lol

nothing-to-believe-in:

best scene ever lol

dovahkunt:

smugsbunny:

this is bullshit, i can’t even make a circle in paint.

Did you try using the circle tool?

dovahkunt:

smugsbunny:

this is bullshit, i can’t even make a circle in paint.

Did you try using the circle tool?


My thirst is so so real.

My thirst is so so real.

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